春未老,风细柳斜斜。试上超然台上看,半壕春水一城花。烟雨暗千家。
寒食后,酒醒却咨嗟。休对故人思故国,且将新火试新茶。诗酒趁年华。
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800T-HX5B一秀才痴而多疑,夜在家曾读暗处,俟其妻过,突出拥之。妻惊惧大骂,秀才喜曰:“吾家出一贞妇矣。”尝看史书,至不平处,必拍案切齿,一日,看秦桧杀岳武穆,不觉甚怒,拍桌大骂不休。其妻劝之曰:“家中只有十张桌,君已碎其八矣,何不留此桌吃饭也。”秀才叱之曰:“你或与秦桧通奸耶?”遂痛打其妻。
我有马足
一富翁不通文,有借马者,致信于富翁云:“偶欲他出,祈假骏足一乘。”翁大怒曰:“我就有两只脚,如何借得人?我的朋友*多,都要借起来,还要把我大卸八块呢?”友在旁解曰:“所谓骏足者,马足也。”翁益怒曰:“我的足是马足,他的腿是驴腿,他的头是狗头。”
可要开刀
甲乙二人,各用一仆,甲仆性极灵敏,善于拍马,开出口来,都是吉利言语。乙仆性甚愚鲁,说出话来,每每不吉,主人屡次教导他终不见效。一日,乙携仆往甲处贺喜,饮酒时适在同席。甲醉时,甲仆上前问曰:“主人可要开饭否?”主人点头答应。乙归,即以甲仆之言,命蠢仆学习,蠢仆遵命。一日,乙欲剃头,命仆呼理发匠至,既至,仆乘机欲行拍马,乃上前禀主人曰:“理发匠已来,主人可要开刀否?”